The world expects to wake up to news that Lindsay Lohan has been arrested.
Oh, this hot beauty will drive anyone crazy with her seductive body! But they were predictable, tame and conventional.
Oscar night: It's, as the ads say, Hollywood's biggest night.
Any other year, Perry's dress splitting open would be the most discussed and Googled moment of the night, but her fashion oops remained relatively obscure because it happened right around the same time as the biggest Oscars oops in history — when La La Land was as the best picture winner due to an envelope mix-up.